good thing vaginas are great cup holders
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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