Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
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Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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