Duck Duck Cougar?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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