Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Dicks are not precious.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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