I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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