You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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