Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
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my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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