seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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