Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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