You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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