you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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