garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I should be sponsored by Trojan
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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