Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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