I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
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