was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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