Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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