then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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