Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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