apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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