idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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