Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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