come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.