explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
