is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Someone came in the potted fern
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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