Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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