i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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