Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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I feel like you just railed me after that sext
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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