I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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