i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
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Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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