I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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