oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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