We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
