OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
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I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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