I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
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Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
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Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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