the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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