It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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