Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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