ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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