I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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