What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Can you bring me the toilet please
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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