The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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