I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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