Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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