hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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