the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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