i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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