What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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