Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I'm passing your future prison.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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