The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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