Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I am naked and annoyed.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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