Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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