let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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