is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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