yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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